TOBY JUST LINKED ME THIS AND HOLY SHIT WHO IS THIS ANGEL OF MUSIC ROCKING “SEVEN NATION ARMY”
people that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk
jokes about Dylan Sprouse’s nudes make me uncomfortable b/c women get their lives and careers ruined or tainted if something like this comes out but dylan gets commended for “handling it well”
Give me one actual example of a woman’s life getting ruined due to leaked nude photos. I’m waiting.
that took about 3 seconds to find on google
BEST. INTERPRETATION. OF THIS MEME. EVER.
I saw this and couldn’t resist writing it.
are you a god
I DON’T KNOW I GUESS I WILL PROBABLY JUST SIT IN A PILE OF SOMETHING REALLY SHITTY AND CRY A LOT? MAYBE I WILL GET ALL CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH MY OWN SELF. I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT TROLLDUDE AND I DON’T NEED NO MAN. I CAN DO THE PAPPING TO MY OWN FUCKING FACE IF I WANT TO AND FUCK ANYONE WHO SAYS I CAN’T.
I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”
I feel so conflicted right now
Why feel conflicted? Apparently even rich successful white cis males can be decent human beings, OH WAIT! I nvm, I forgot that this is tumblr and everyone forgets this.
Hefner actually is a pretty decent human being overall, he just learned to use a common male fantasy to his and his girls’ very large monetary advantage… Not that there aren’t also definite issues with the way he panders to that demographic, just another illustration that the sum of a person and their views is very rarely a black-and-white ‘good’ or ‘bad’.
Wake & bake
Bulbasaur should included! He’s a plant!
What do you think they used to make that weed?
fuck man, this is my favorite quote.
how could you not love catbug?
Yes but can Bob the Builder fix Wall Maria?
your integrity is being tested Mr. Builder
I love you
Anytime somebody asks me about my homestuck headcanons I just want to make them listen to this song.
I DO NOTHING ONLY POINT OUT HOW CUTE YOU ARE.
THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW. IT’S A DISSERVICE TO EVERYONE TO NOT KNOW HOW CUTE YOU aRE. WITH YOUR LITTLE SMILe. AND YOUR BAMBI EYEs. FUCK.